My magical vacation

Written: 27 july 2012
Travel time: 16 — 26 july 2012
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For families with children; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
7.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 7.0
After reading reviews of the Nazis, who burst into the sleeping tourists at night shouting "uterus, egg, milk, guerrillas poof, poof" really aspired. But everything is paid for, so we pack an old machine gun and 2 grenades in a suitcase for Boryspil. I will say at once - there were no Germans in the hotel. (as well as the plates do not bother)))) And the holiday was just fine.
The hotel is located in the northern part (suburbs) of Sunny Beach, which the local aborigines proudly call Sunny Beach. The hotel can be divided into two parts, a demarcation line that will run on each floor to the left of the elevator. One part is 2 stars (old unrestored) and the other 3 stars. I will describe 3 stars. Repair - fresh, maximum 2 years. Toilet and shower large meters of 6 square meters. The room is large, square. Furniture is new, simple, functional. Everything is simple without tattered foam stucco on the ceiling and paintings in the style of "Bears in the woods" or "Ninth Shaft". TV, refrigerator.
(The refrigerator struck the most - a small one and very quiet. Well, you should be so silent in the room, completely silent. , Alive or dead. In general, the impression is very good.

The staff is very friendly. At the reception, all aunts, except one, very young, speak Russian. Everyone also speaks English. But there is no need to talk to them at all. You hold out her paw and say, "Three, tu-tu, pliz. " She immediately tells you the key to number 322 and smiles. Cleaners - they exist, but it is not easy to see them. Sometimes you can see a trolley with mops in the hallway and someone regularly has a room and takes a tip.
One day, a cute creature knocked softly on the door and mumbled something about cleaning, to which he was sternly told "nyne" and pointed to a trash can with the phrase: "Take out the trash, basement fuck and go-go. " The creature meekly grabbed the basket and disappeared. The score is very good.
Breakfasts.
They are not monotonous, they are just the same every day. And this, bitch, stability, which in our time, too, was not enough. In any case, falling asleep, you know exactly what will happen tomorrow for breakfast.
People. People are like people. I haven't met a single German in the hotel, although there are a lot of them around. More than half are guests from sunny Belarus and residents of western Ukraine. (Last here, just cheaper and easier to go. ). Both of them love order and thump quietly in their rooms or in nature, under the watchful eye of their elderly, ugly and therefore especially unfriendly and suspicious wives. Especially do not line up, save the currency.
Other Poles and Slovaks. A few Bulgarians come for the weekend. More than half with children. In short, only I was a non-Slavic Karaite Jew. Very well.
The resort itself. This is Crimea, what it could become, or will become in 50 years.
Between the hotels you can see abandoned, with neat, like piles of dog excrement, garbage pyramids, undeveloped areas, which are becoming smaller and smaller. People are friendly, cheerful, although willing to add a few hundred. Prices are very reasonable. This is not for you in the Crimea and not in Kyiv. There are several handicrafts near the hotel. The Shipka restaurant itself is quite decent. However, we liked Roxy's restaurant better. At the intersection where the traffic lights, go straight 70 meters. By bus you can take 3 stops to the center (Hotel Kuban), where you can buy cheap food. There are several cheap cafes, such as a cafeteria. Lunch for one will cost 30-40 UAH. Beer is cheaper than in Ukraine, and most importantly 100 times better.
Entertainment.

Do not believe the booklets and travel agencies about the many entertainments in Sunny Beach. This is all bullshit for gullible tourists. Entertainment here is just that: buhalovo and mini-golf.
At the same time, people at the airport are divided into fans of bruises and gamblers, and in real life, almost never intersect. The first ones, who throw shots and drums every night, shout at karaoke, the second ones, with no less zeal and serious muzzles, play mini-golf.
Cons! ! ! ! ! Whiteness. Bed linen was brought to Bulgaria by the Russians in 1878, freeing them from the Turks, and the Bulgarians love the Russians very much, so they kept this linen and still wear it to their best guests - tourists. And so that no one is offended, change it once a week.
PS Out of a sense of humanism, we want to warn future residents of the hotel from such garbage. This bullshit is murky. Every night, as it gets dark, your paw will flash on the balcony.
Lamp concrete - weaving! ! ! ! ! And it will burn for several hours. Then it will go out. On the first day, I spent thirty minutes looking for a switch.
Knowing that the switch can be done by crazy electricians anywhere, climbing the whole room, he began to move the furniture - all to no avail. The main question is how the hell do they do it and who, bitch, turns this light bulb on and off, remains a mystery.
The rest is very good. The hotel is good, although if you go alone. then you can find the best. In general - go, sunbathe, swim, be satisfied.
Translated automatically from Ukrainian. View original