Mixed feelings-69!)

Written: 11 september 2016
Travel time: 29 august — 9 september 2016
Your rating of this hotel:
10.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 10.0
Service: 10.0
Cleanliness: 10.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 10.0
Kyiv - Burgas. 08/29/16th. Apparently, the pilot was drunk and almost crashed the plane. I remember the phrase from the Three Musketeers: "Life is fresh! )"... - Full OPA))))))
Burgas. BON-TOUR.
A Mercedes arrived with a trailer for our chumodans. Of course, the driver was flooded in the opposite direction to the BULGARIAN DAIRY CARRIERS)))))))))) Dairy trucks escaped with a slight fright, but... We did not leave the police. We were marinated in the heat for an hour. How much our STEPOBARIN unfastened them - that was his name, sort of - I don’t know for sure. Then he rushed through this heat to some hotel from the center right up to Nessebar, then he rushed back back - mixed up, or what? - again in the opposite direction, but to some other hotel in the center. - They slipped through! ) But apparently, he kept the CROWN for a snack. Therefore, when I left the delivery and got into the CROWN hall, I greeted the receptionists like the gladiators of Gaius Julius Caesar. On behalf of Kyiv, KANESHNA! )

Guys, you won't believe - they gave me the best number. 531. The first thing I did - on the recommendation of the Kiev Wiederstrall - I checked the safe. Locked it up first. And then I forgot the password. . . I WAS SHOCKED. I was told in Kyiv that for a safe - money. NEED TO CHECK! But no, that's what he needs, it's his own fault! )
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With towels, grub and things that have moved out in the shower and in the bed - everything is so. Creamy beige brown design. Chlorine. Broken plastic on the balcony. And the roof is like an inaccessible spa elite -
GORGEOUS VIEW! )
For three days I settled in the room, moved the furniture, combined the interior. Because I don't want to be in the sun, only in the sea. Yes, and time is the sea. The main thing is that we flew! ) On this occasion, I did not buy folding furniture, but only hats, towels and swimsuits, I made a bathing-doll design in the room. However, the cleaning lady came and, as it were, my slippers - as if their soles - across. HOW? . . I threw them away.
In general, after the flight, I didn’t give a damn about it either.
No one in the reviews wrote that you can’t drink coffee in the canteen. Rather, it is not coffee, but fried shnyaga, diluted with chlorine water.
In general, after the flight, I didn’t give a damn about it either.
I defiantly harassed the reception desk, and they fixed the WC on the ball that had hopelessly stalled when I arrived.
I was hoping that I would finally get bored.
But alas, the British came to the CROWN. British, in a word.
I bought a bag with the British flag, a white Charlie Chaplin bowler hat and a T-shirt with a picture of Putin and with the words - THEY WON'T CATCH US.
I thought that now I would finally get bored. But the ill-mannered "Britain" still continued to slaughter a goat under my balcony for dinner. Very loud. Worse air conditioning.
And every evening ten times through the balcony there was a live sound - a million scarlet roses. I had to close the balcony. In addition, the mosquito stuck.
On the beach, the protection of sunbeds called me a Russian bastard.

And I told them - well, excuse me, I'm from the Baltics. I lied - maybe I'm a blonde, and they believed. But they didn't even apologize! 10 lev sunbed and 10 lev umbrella. I understood that this is the personal income of the guards on the beach - why would they swear so much with a blonde from Kyiv in September?????.....
This is the only difficulty there - the beach, because Tashkent is specific there. Africa. Purchased umbrellas do not save.
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And the Crown Hotel is normal. Only with coffee lining And where - in Bulgaria? In Bulgaria - in a hotel! - they cheat-save even-God on morning coffee! )
BUT IN GENERAL. . . After the Kyiv-Bulgaria flight, I didn't give a damn about that either. Everything in the world is relative. So. . .
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Gentlemen, the hotel sounds like = WE FROM GABROVO = chic. The staff is fabulous. The hotel is in demand among the British, I recommend! )
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With love to the hotel KORONA, Marina.
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