NEW YEAR'S TOUR WITH THE SURPRISE "WE HAVE TOTALLY PRESTIGIOUS"!

We decided with a friend a month before the New Year to come off to the fullest in the United Arab Emirates! I call Vasya and say:

-Listen! Let's relax to the fullest with good girls - let's warm ourselves in the sun and splash in warm water!

-And what? Let's! I have a sincere friend in the accounting department, she will advise us a reliable travel agency, so we won’t lose!

The next day, Vasya, as soon as he arrived at work, "rushed like a wild boar" to Tamara Ivanovna's accounting department:

- Listen! Tamara Ivanovna! I know that you have already traveled almost the whole world! Can you recommend a company where in the UAE they can organize it without any problems?

- I'm running! Tamara Ivanovna perked up, dipped her finger into the pad for wetting her fingers, I sinfully thought that she wanted to cut money off me for consulting services, but no, she did this so that the pages in her “ledger”, now called the organizer, could be turned over faster .

-Here, Vasya, I recommend you as a spiritual friend - the company "Prestigious to the fullest"! There are girls, what you need and the service at the highest level! All issues are resolved quickly and reliably! They sit in the very center of our city, write down the address: Barbosa street, 13, office 00. The director is Nyusya Abardazheva, and if she is not there, then ask Frosya Ruduya all your questions as the seeds “click”! It's not so easy to get to them, they have a closed office - only for VIP-OV. First you need to call the secretary, they have a refrain girl Fekla Neznamova there, say: “We are from Tamara!” She will schedule an appointment for you. Everything else, boys, is in your hands! Dare!!!

Armed with the necessary information and inspired by dreams of a vacation, Vasya and I began to draw up an action plan for the upcoming trip:

P.1. Determine the composition of the group (quantitative and qualitative);

P.2. Develop a legend of departure for wives and ways of "retreat" (in case of force majeure);

P.3. Draw up a cost estimate.

Points 1 and 3 were closed by us within half an hour, but point 2 required more detailed development. We decided not to get hung up on it and go straight to action. We will come up with a legend for wives along the way, especially since Tamara Ivanovna said that the tour must be ordered a month in advance, or even earlier.

Armed with passports and a "tidy" amount of money, we called the recommended travel agency "Prestige to the full"

- Alle! we heard on the other end of the line.

Is that Fekla?

-Yes, the travel agency "Prestigious to the fullest"!

- We are from Tamara, we would like to order a tour to the UAE!

-Yes, we are! When do you want to drive?

- Tomorrow at 2 pm!

-Tomorrow, Nyusya, the director will not be here, but Frosya Rudaya, our manager will do everything for you! Come!!!!!!

We decided not to involve our girls in the preparatory process, what difference does it make, they go to the ball anyway! As they say, "for a fool and tar is sweet." Therefore, Vasya and I went to the appointed meeting together.

We found the house at Barbosa, 13 without any problems, but the office at number "00" - while we found it - was already flustered !! Wherever we just did not go down and up: to the basement, half-basement, all the floors ran around !! Fortunately for us, a man of some kind, coming up to us like that, says:

- Do not be afraid of the travel agency "Prestige to the fullest" looking for?

_Yes!!! We rejoiced.

-Dak is the first floor and to the right! There's a paid toilet, but opposite their office! Previously, in our research institute there was a sanitary block, but now everything has been transferred to a commercial basis. Part of the floor was converted into a paid toilet, and the other was given to the office of the travel agency “Prestigious to the fullest”, and the number “00” was left behind!

Approaching the cherished door, we knock:

-Who are they?

-We are from Tamara to Frosa Ore, for trips to the Emirates!

The door swung open, and a somewhat disturbing sight opened before us! Three tables, three chairs and a young lady - either in sports-type pajamas, or in a pajama-type tracksuit! But there was nowhere to go! Since Tamara Ivanovna from the accounting department recommends, there is no doubt - everything will be okay!

-When? How far will you travel? - Frosya began aggressively

- In a month - one and a half, for ten days at 5 *, in general, to your taste, but so that everything is chiki-peaks !!!!

-Let's do it! And what budget do you have?

- "Tons" for ten bucks per pair !!

- Well, with such a budget - everything will be in "chocolate" !!!!! Frosya said enthusiastically.

-So it is! To get tickets cheaper, and book a hotel for promotions, you must immediately pay 100%, otherwise everything will be 2 times more expensive later.

Vasily and I exchanged winks, took out each of the "wide trousers" everything that was "acquired by overwork", receiving in return for "bucks" a piece of paper like a receipt.

Frosya's cheeks and eyes are on fire!!

-Do not worry!! We will do everything in a couple of weeks - tickets, hotel, and visas!

Visa!! It clicked in my head!

-Listen! Our girls are 18 years old! Will there be any problems with visas?

-How "visa bullets will fly"! We have everything and everywhere! Frosya reports.

Vasya and I took a deep breath, and with a sense of accomplishment, we left the office "00" with the bright title "Let's be fully prestige."

-Listen! Vasya! Let's call Tamara Ivanovna! Something about this bath-sports-type office confuses me! Isn't this a scam?

-Want! Call! Nothing bothers me! Maybe this Frosya is a “working person”! And the atmosphere in the sanblok is conducive to intimacy: a quiet, secluded place, all the amenities at hand, and I could see the sofa behind the partition in the back of the room!!! So don't sweat it!! In a home suit, it is always more convenient, undressed - dressed and always in sportswear !!

Having calmed down, we went home waiting for a call from Frosya!

During the two-week period set by Frosya, Vasya and I did not waste time. New collections were bought at Adidas and Intertop. For the “preparatory” period, we rented an apartment in a residential area, where all the new clothes were brought, meetings were held, like Kutuzov in Fili, and plans were developed, both for a romantic getaway and options for a “retreat”!

Did not waste time and "sharks of travel business"!!

Nyusya Abardazheva was relaxing in the meeting room. On a cozy sofa, to the sounds of the blues, she, for the umpteenth time, reread her favorite section of the Guinness Book of Records - "Great swindlers and schemers of the 21st century."

Her peace was disturbed by the signal of a mobile phone, the traditional sound of which, ding-ding, was replaced by a ring tone from the popular cartoon "The Bremen Town Musicians". “Ai-lulu, ah-lulu, and I love money! Ai-lala, ah-lala, tomorrow we will rob the king !!!

Nyusya unhappily pressed the call accept button:

- Frosya! Have you forgotten? Our groups fly away every 5 minutes, and you distract me!!!

-That's the thing! Frosya whispered.

- Some “fat-bags” came, again from Tamara, they also want to go to the Emirates! We are ready to pay twice as much as the previous guys, and the flight is closed and the hotel is “on the stop”! Yes, and urgently need to make payment in order to book at least something !!

Nyusya concentratedly looked at her favorite section of the Guinness Book of Records and thought:

- Why are you silent? Nyusya!!!

- Listen! - Nusya was inspired.

- Tell those goats that they were going to go with lighter girls, that the airport in the Emirates is closed for 10 days due to snow drifts and icing of the runway! And give the tour to the “fat-bags”, and you can “twist” them with money !!

- Ha-ha!!! How did I come up with? Let's!! Dare!!

- Oh, and you are smart Nyusya !! I wouldn't have thought of that myself!!

- You need to read the right books! - said Nyusya and turned off the phone.

Meanwhile, Vasya and I looked sadly at the “silent” telephone set.

-Let's dial and find out the latest news "from the front"!

- Ale! Travel agency "Prestigious to the fullest"! Fekla's familiar voice rang out.

- It's Vasya! I'm from Tamara! We ordered a tour to the Emirates from Frosya Rudoy.

- Yes! I switch!

- Frosya Rudaya is listening! - after the ding-ding heard Vasya.

- Frosenka! What is it you forgot about us?

-I just wanted to recruit you myself! Force majeure in the Emirates! The cyclone swept, snowfall and sleet! All airports are closed! I quickly rebooked your trip at my own peril and risk!

I looked at Vasya and understood that something was happening on the other end of the wire!

- Vasya! What are you doing? Did they give us the Sheikh's villa?

Vasya shakes his head.

- We became millionth tourists and won an oil well?

The reaction is the same.

Almost got into a plane crash! Thanks Fros! Otherwise, they would have been lying under the rubble on an icy runway for a long time !!!!! - exhaling, Vasya answered.

- We eat 10 days later! When the cyclone subsides!

And again, our life flowed in a measured course between work, home and an apartment in a residential area.

And on Barbosa Street, 13 in the office of "OO" work continued to boil!!

- We are from Tamara !!! - the conditional password was once again heard.

- Ba! All familiar faces! Nuska!! Is it really you?? How time flies!! You've become cool!! Do you remember how we started? Underpants and shorts were sold in the passage!! Have a good school!! Look! Today you are the director of the coolest travel agency, and I control all entrepreneurs in the city administration !! - half squealing, half cooing, said, as it turned out later, Nyusi's old comrade-in-arms - Klava.

- Key!! What led to our light?? - Nusya was startled.

- So, we decided to bask in sunny Thailand with Givi, help us, as in the old days! There is only one snag, there is no money now! Givi has everything in stock, and my "Ali Baba's cave" will open two weeks after the session, Klava said with a sly wink.

- Well, how! Frets!

- Frets! - in the same tone, Niusya answered and began to act.

- Frosya! You haven't transferred the money of these boys who are traveling with eighteen-year-old "lighters" anywhere?

-Go! Call! And pay their money quickly for a tour to Thailand!

- How? Claudia! Satisfied?

- Well, you give, mother! I would never have thought of this!

- That's it! - proudly retorted Nyusya - "You need to read the right books" !!!

As soon as Vasya and I had almost finished packing our suitcases, the bell rang:

-Hello! This is Frosya from the travel agency “Let's Prestige to the Full”, we have a problem again!

- Which? - Vasya's face and eyes at that moment resembled a cancer after the time of its (cancer) immersion in boiling water exceeded 180 seconds!

- Did the tsunami wash away the entire African continent? Vasya asks cautiously.

- Not! Scarier!!! Frosya answers with sorrow in her voice.

- And what? - Vasya is not appeased.

- Your girls' visas are not ready! Need additional documents for your companions!

- What kind? - Vasya's hand, squeezing the phone, turned blue and trembled.

- Would you give me your "soap" or a fax number - Frosya chatters - otherwise it will be difficult to explain everything over the phone !!!

- Write down - 729-66-02. We will be at the fax in 30 minutes - Vasya blurted out almost on the run.

It took us 20 minutes to drive and run to the office fax, and an ominous piece of paper, fastening and rattling, crawled out of the black "millstones" of the telephone.

It seemed to us that time had stopped, for so long we languished in anticipation of the “creeping out” of the last line.

But when we read this dispatch, we regretted that we could not shove it back into these "millstones"!!

Fortunately, Vasya had 2 bottles of vodka in the office, otherwise, ward No. 6 would definitely have opened the doors for us!!!

When the last glass of vodka was drunk, we already felt good and all the problems faded into the background, and it was decided to think about it tomorrow.

Morning... Hangover.... Stress... Uncertainty...., this is the state that reigned in our office!

- Listen! Vasya! And well, these Emirates! Let's go somewhere to a visa-free country!!!

- Yes you made, my friend! Give up right away? This is not for us!! What is there? Well, a notary, a gynecologist, sperm? What problems!!! On the other hand, you might be right! Let's tell this Froska or Nyuska that we have changed our minds!!! Let them either return the “grandmothers”, or offer another tour where visas are not needed !!!

Vasya grabbed the phone and dialed Frosya's number. Having blurted out our decision in one breath, he heard a stunning answer:

-Money has already been “driven” abroad, tickets have been purchased with the condition “non-refundable and non-exchangeable”! So, either: a notary, a gynecologist, sperm, or a "donut hole" - Frosya retorted.

- And Niusya, the director, is there? Can she help us solve our problem? - Vasya does not retreat.

- What are you! She has an appointment a month ahead! Director in the day 24 hours is not enough! We are not just a pimple on the back, but a solid company! Every 5 minutes, groups fly out from us, so a few minutes fall out to receive citizens - Frosya, like Stirlitz, gave out a memorized legend.

- After all, we wanted to relax before the New Year, and now, probably, we will stay at home for the New Year! - plaintively - Vasya continued the dialogue in a small way.

- Okay! Frosya complained.

- If a "window" appears in Nyusa's busy schedule, we will try to help you!!

What about Nusya? Probably, like a squirrel in a wheel, it runs from the airport to the embassy and from the embassy to the airport, launching groups every 5 minutes!! But, let's not drown our readers and lift the veil of secrecy of the working days of the director of the super-duper-muper travel agency "Let's Prestige to the Fullest" Nyusia Abardageva.

After visiting the beauty center with the bright name "Fifochka", Nyusya slept peacefully in the negotiation room. Her face was covered by her favorite Guinness Book of Records, and when she exhaled and inhaled, the pages moved magically, either from the movement of air, or from those machinations and scams that were set out on them! Favorite section "Great swindlers and schemers of the 21st century" had a magical effect on Nusya.

“Ai-lulu, ai-lulu, and I love money! Ai-lala, ah-lala, tomorrow we will rob the king !!! ”- the signal of the mobile phone made Nusya “interrupt the sending of the next group”.

The upper eyelid practically did not open under the weight of the eyelashes extended in three layers, and the lips, after silicone-paraffin injections, practically could not give out any sounds.

- Frosya! What do you want! - half-blind and half-mooing, grumbled Nyusya with displeasure.

- Here the boys, whom we have been hoarding for a month, still want to go on vacation or they demand to return the money! Frosya reported.

- What? Do they want to rest? Get their money back? Or a notary, a gynecologist, sperm - or nothing!!! - retorted Nusya.

- Nus! Well, let's give the boys at least something to offer! After all, we took 20 thousand bucks from them !! - Frosya did not let up.

- Okay! - Nyusya relented.

- Tell them that I myself will prepare a New Year's tour with a surprise for them. Let them be at the airport on December 31 at 21-00, waiting near the certificate, there will be a surprise for them !!!

Having received from Frosya information about the tour with a surprise, informing the wives that we are going with a government delegation to congratulate the children of Guinea-Bissau on the New Year. Having picked up our babies, on December 31 at a clearly appointed time, we went to the airport !! Having overlaid the information desk with their travel belongings, our friendly team began to wait for Nyusya, Frosya or someone who didn’t know with documents on the tour.

Fekla Neznamova, the secretary of our "super-duper-mooper" travel agency, fluttered into the airport lobby. With a dazzling smile on her face, she handed over the long-awaited envelope with documents, as well as the New Year's set: champagne, sweets, tangerines.

We hope this New Year will be unforgettable for you!!!!!!!!!!!

Always yours - the team of the travel agency "Prestigious to the fullest" !!!!!!!!!

Nyusya Abardageva

Frosya Rudaya

Fekla Neznamova

Come to us again!!!!!! For your money, we will fulfill any whim !!!!!

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