EVERYTHING IS COOL! THANKS!!!!!!!!

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Hello tourists, travelers, my friends!

My name is Mishutka, I consider myself advanced, my friends affectionately call me a professional!!

Kyiv, 40+ (there are twice as many countries, I didn’t count exactly)

I was in Hungary for the first time in the last century on Ikarus for 2 weeks (Budapest and around, and so for all the time Eger, Hajduszoboszló, Balatony-Havizy ...), for the millennium by train through all of Romania with a change of wheels (different widths of Bam) in Burgas-

taxi to Nessebar and yacht passage to Sozopol

Clean Czech Republic with Kutny Hory, the Krusovice plant and Karls in Vary at the beginning of the century - Flecks got immeasurably Kelikhov

I love KVN and Kamedi very much, phraseological and adverbial phrases, subtle, black and English humor (Mr. Bean and Benny Hill), I know Aesop's language

The syntax is not mine, punctuation (in group tours) is sometimes present

Wife Tanya, hostess and director of the travel agency Fortuna Travel (hobby turned into business)

Contact-tell-show)))

I have an indirect relationship with the Accord - in 2012 I went to the Alpine Tri-o (Hungary, Germany, Austria, Switzerland) and a month ago to the Royal Luchiki BeniLux (Poland, Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands (Holland) and Luxembourg)

BOTH TIMES SUCCESSFULLY AND SUCCESSFULLY-THANK YOU ACCORD!!!!

Sit back, take freshly stolen muffins and tea, I still have something to tell you!!

It will be a confusion and a pun, but I will try to get it across to everyone

I share my experience, edify, scold and teach - I am the smartest and most beautiful student at PeTeU and go to Eki's disco (it turned out that Tanya from the bus is more beautiful, and Sergey and Timofey are wiser, but I learn, adopt and try to progress - because even I have no limit )))

I won’t follow the spelling, if you read it, come, it’s not mine))

A mixture of report, impressions, experience - an extraordinary ode to travel with humor and ... something else (c)

Characters:

Accord Tour is a reliable and high-quality cheap trucker

Anatoly Luchko, the accompanying group, a super professional, lived with me in a double for 10 days and was subjected to tests, quizzes, humiliations and lectures, but he didn’t retrain! bend down!!

Tanya, Sergey, Timofey are the wisest super-professionals, I LOVE you!!

Tanya2 from Crimea is my neighbor in the NE - my EVERYTHING!! She has her own Pyaterochka))

Tanya3 and Ira are experienced wise tourists, my rear is strength and compartment together !! You know I LOVE YOU too !!

Volodya Be-further VeBe-analogue of your Scandinavian grumbling-grunting old woman pawnbroker N-forever dissatisfied with everything and everyone

The rest - a collective image of tourists - I adore you)))

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I am always surprised by the wrong assessment of the episode and the crooked reading and interpretation of the situation

We look in the book and see different figs!!

Hope for the Accord - But don't make a mistake yourself !!!

I chose the tour consciously - I wanted to see Ams for a living - and not as many times before from the window ... portholes))

The logic is this - the tour is more expensive, without night crossings (I snore a lot))))

(not always a night move is Evil - saving Time and Money for accommodation and transfers !!!!

I think without children, to Holland, yes, for 10 days without nights, the price is decent, they won’t put a visa in a naked passport, people will be adults and adequate .... everything was like that (the WB intervened, otherworldly power)

As you write correctly, neither eat nor drink, breakdowns, force majeure, and arrival at Two nights with a departure at 7-30, and an hour in Paris in a week or forty minutes in Rome (and they thought three days at sea))

What's the difference where the face is wrinkled, in a chair or in a hostel or a darmotorium?))

I take a blanket, sleeping bags (the climbing brothers call it a liner-summer easy option), a SamsoNite pillow (they are long, my wife has an Expedition with vibration massage), a slipper mask and earplugs, I forgive them with an arafat and lie down in the aisle !!!!

Orthopedic mattress, vestibular apparatus is also weak-horizontal position with the release of his place for Tanya!!!

And I never turn it off to anyone and don’t yell about light and sound - I’m in prostration))))

This time, as I love it, I took a sip of cognac during a transit move and slept in a grocery basket at the adesites - a noble gazpacho made from tomatoes - albeit cold - but soup, pervo! Offered to breathe and flambé - refused, polite)) They don’t understand anything in molecular cuisine ))

On the first transit day, a clogged 64GB memory card in a soap box in the rain and through the window on the go (just kidding, only 50 GB-14 GB were from home) and dollars to Poland and Europe-Svetlana, what's wrong with you?

Already in Poland they quoted the classics - What to Do? - I say Woe is crazy, I had to throw it off in Lviv and drive the hryvnia onto the map

-So if it was this very card!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- I can speak any of my three)))))))))

Usually here in Ukreximbank I buy zlotys for hryvnias, but here THANK YOU to Anatoly one dinner in the most colorful genDel (no poppies and gas stations) - I got confused with the card

And so I had any denomination of thirty euro cents with me, but I NEVER pay for a toilet, I even make money on it (I told the guys how and where)

At gas stations, the toilet for buyers is free - a coupon for 50 euro cents can be applied at the checkout !!!! I know how to count money, especially my own!

People appreciated and recognized, THANK YOU, they gave a chocolate bar on the bus when voting (in the sense they voted for me, an award due to the trade union leader Tolik))

Boomerang-good does not pass in vain! Everyone thought democracy, and I'm a Republican))

And this man-sample and standard, the unmeasured chamber of scales-vb sent and transplanted with a call))

I WAITING FROM ACCORD than to drink chocolate ...)))

Paid only for those who do not buy anything, but in such gallops these are units (I, Sergey, Tanya ..)) - but we can afford such expenses))

I have a large suitcase in a sewn CASE made of military waterproof fabric (for your case of leaking and flooded six suitcases (well, for everyone else)

The cover opens from right to left - the suitcase from left to right, the dog from the suitcase is in my pocket (well, a paper clip, a knife)

So just in case

I pack everything in bags, bags in bags and everything in a bag - a good old bag of good old bags !!))

Lelik (Pshek border guard) entered the customs - the European Union, quarantine - eggs - milk - meat - sausages

The people ran to throw it into containers, advanced in two minutes they crushed the stick of Krakow in one face)))))))))

My suitcase was under inspection, he did not open it (firstly, he has no right, and secondly, I described above)

Matsal matsal-fatty hands, but I hid the fat)))

Nothing broke off - they chewed all the way))

We brought to the USA and ate OUR homemade lard - this is a priori forbidden. Categorically, Any FOOD is illegal!

Nanotechnology was used - foil, parchment, plastic, cellulose and vacuum)))

DO NOT REPEAT-DEPORTATION!!!!!

To understand why a suitcase-food, a kettle, a thermos, a tee, adapter adapters, an extension cord, a thermal mug and glasses with lids, soups, cereals, cheeses, dried fruits, chocolate, fish-meat-lard ...., in crosses POLLED into half-liter plastic vodka (well, like water), flasks ....

Having bought two boxes of water at the Terminal, I could NOT get off the bus for the entire tour and feed Tanya))

Great Pilot)))

He took out water from the luggage compartment in a bottle and poured it into small ones - does it make sense to run with a bottle?

And this is at the Oktoberfest (well, it’s cold and you don’t want to drink exactly the water) - but you tell me about summer and Italy, 50+ in the shade and there is no time to buy, but if you took San Marco for 3 euros 0.25, so far you gave it wrong in your direction surrender you are lost)))

..and the VB grumbled and complained, like they thump and eat on the bus, He tells me, oh, he drinks gum (I poured water with him, but into Morshinsky, and Finland from home in the gum))

And he ate cookies and Snickers from the ATB package and smiled like that))

As Sergey noticed, he’s still a varenka, and now he’s a bad boy))

And I drink water all the time - either I urinate my lips or in small sips - because when the body asks, it's almost dehydration

I drink normally 30 minutes before the sanatorium

The people began to grumble, let's become earlier

Anatoly - train your body, at least in three hours

I-let it be better for drivers to teach the road and take a kilometer closer to the bathroom clean and preferably become free)))

I'm on vacation, not at a seminar))

No need to fool us, treat and teach, we already know how)))

Tsybulka Yaltinskaya (Tanya from the Crimea) upon arrival got a power supply unit and adult diapers - now you can use her for reconnaissance, and with the Accord as if by notes on a bus to Morocco

There aren’t enough drivers to charge and he doesn’t run around the bus, he walks under himself)))))))))))

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... I came from Kyiv to Lviv in a branded compartment, the lower shelf along the train (I put things down and crushed myself)

I couldn't sleep upstairs

I didn’t take a return ticket, in the first round we were naturally late (start from near Budapest in our direction at 7 am and didn’t make it to the station at 23-00, there was no terminal A yet)), I handed over the ticket and took a new one, with a loss

But I didn’t show the Accord, I missed it myself, the time is indicated Approximately, this is the road and MY troubles

I ate smart this time with the Wise (Sergei and Tanya, tickets for the last night train after two in the morning) borscht and buckwheat with a cutlet, and Sunday is a full house and there are no tickets (for ten in the morning at the nearest box office) got into Ivano-Frankivsk to the place of the conductor and was in Kyiv at home almost free of charge at 8-45)) (5 ​​euros train and taxi-combi transfer))

Learned from my mistake - a bitter experience is also an experience!

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Anatoly picked up from the station on our bus

While he was gathering a group, I appreciated the bus positively and met the drivers

What? How? Where? Where were...

Exactly, Man, on tour. The first time, I'm from a regular route to Krakow !!!!

Do you understand? on a straight road 300 km and four hours non-stop!!

Day sleeps and back……….

And here, obviously, about 5,000 km in cities and towns

But EVERYTHING depends on the drivers, so I stuffed them gently, without excesses, with humor and non-alcoholic beer)))

It is worth noting that the demolished visor only spoiled the view of the hotel, the men of Esteta)))

And they literally understood that I love football - and showed me the stadium 360 * - Thank you!))

As a result, SUPER !! Clean, on time and without global jambs !!

There, these drug addicts stirred up denouement, you won’t win))

I either do not expect anything (I go with the flow) or after meeting I thought it would be worse!

Nothing - teamwork (two drivers, Anatoly, guide and navigator (well, commentator) - did their job !!

I introduced myself to Anatoly already in terminal A - I took off his glasses and orange natsyutsyurnyk and I say, I am a great friend of all people, I will help you (well, this is in the interests of me and everyone) on a voluntary basis - a kind of DND, and I will make the tour better and the world more beautiful) ) I’ll work part-time, but we’ll win EVERYTHING from this, I won’t get lost myself and won’t give it to others

They say and write that you are smart, prove to us)))

Sergey, Timofey and Ivanovna have the necessary skills, but that’s professional Essura, and I’m a graduate student, a sad clown, a knight of a sad image, who came to the Zaanse Schans to fight cheese in a mill))

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When choosing a tour, I like to sit on the penultimate row by the aisle

And at the same time take a gallery, but then there was a bummer - the wise Sergey not only sat down, he was subject to me)))

Without s.g., as you have in Scandinavia, I IMMEDIATELY bought myself a place at ACCORD, and showed a countermarochka on attempts and encroachments - SMARTLY flicked his tail !!!

But be careful and love your vestapparat - if the bus is Full, then this place will automatically turn into a pumpkin - you can’t see anything, the last one you get off the bus, you get rocked and the SEATS do not recline ... !!! In decent houses (and the Accord is one of them ) for this discount

I had to negotiate with Serezha to sit with him -

1) Very nice

2) Do not see the wb

We are adults, normal and adequate, got used

When Seryozha was sleeping, no one sat on his head, VB tried to put something on his ears, but it didn’t work)))

I say, are you obsessed with mats? Continue the verse, did the queen give birth to a son or a daughter on the night?

The subtlest trolling about a strange Creature and a hero of an absurd fiction)))

Naturally, it didn’t reach, but I drank gum from my throat and plastic in small sips and smiled)))

I started calling somewhere (to my counterparty), it’s not clear to complain about something, they called Accord, they bent Anatoly

He, how smart, came to the showdown, but did not touch it, then he would start to stink, but asked me to change seats))

I quickly obeyed unquestioningly - and we continued on our way!!

I naturally love role-playing games, hide and seek, dressing up, handcuffs and mimics…..

Anatoly is still listening about THIS TRANSFER!!

I AM NOT A TRANSIT PASSENGER!!!

I understand and check it out that this is a VIP box and people pay extra for nice view .....

Wb-ue-it's not You transplanted me and scoffed there-it's me moved!!!

This pissed me off, and I told Anatoly that I would begin to take command of the parade and I would seat myself (I will land the air force on the go through any of the exits I know, and the puzzle will work out)

He reassured himself that he was REALLY sick - Freud would have seen the light!

-Nothing in life can knock us out of the saddle

Mishutka had such a saying

Forgotten and literally PASSED)))

This is about WB-about compensation, I remember and wait !!!!!!!!! I hope the last hope will not die ..

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So, about the preparation for the tour, I chose (price, quality, season, they wrote that it gets dark early and, like, take the spring solstice, but we like to howl at the full moon))) I’m for the equinox, the lanterns are cooler at night, evenings on a farm near quarters. .))

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For a girl from Hungary, she received a card on the bus and began to see clearly))

Girl is an unsuccessful gift to her daughter in the Czech Republic - read, share and use

For the sake of YOU, I strained and spent a day off at the monitor, but it won’t be in vain, I know that !!

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I asked Tanya (my wife is a professional, my Fortune) to give me options for Holland and Belgium, two neighboring small countries on a budget (I try to protect her from the bus and the WB)

The goal is not to read reviews and watch Obverse and Reverse - to go personally and prioritize

This is not a vacation and not a tour in my understanding - a trailer for a future tour, PRELUDE, petting

I know about Enchanting Incomarthur artexes and others like them

Chose Accord-consciously, and NEVER regretted-weaklings complain!

Scanned the program-IT

I broke the total distance, added 25% for circles and dopas, divided the price of the tour and the distance by the number of days-oil painting-every day From Kyiv to Odessa (500 km) for 40 Euro with bed and breakfast on a comfortable bus with movies, music, new friends, Tanya and Anatoly - IS IT NOT A MIRACLE ??

There I read in comments about 60 euros, with dopami something like this happened, but the tour is SPACE !!!!

Paved the way by day, looked at the weather, the day of the week (if it rains and Sunday is Siesta)

Decided on clothes (thermal underwear (I wear it as a compression garment when flying), two pairs of clogs and subs (full shoes without a heel), dry fit and all sorts of gore-texes, pants-shorts and reversible raglan with a hood (sweatshirt and raincoat with lining) and jacket, pulled on a cap - ready))

I have never been there before, but I know how to find lanterns without a guide (I tell the boys that I paid the guide money to spend and show for an extra charge where and how to find paid love-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA)))

Whom Thai transvestugs massaged with eight hands and Filipino virgins ate at the Hilton (and they took out not only the contents, but the minibar itself)))))))))) - that one is not conducted in Ams)))))))))))

I'm not avid for free either - men die!)))

I tell Tanya in the bus - in the memo it says not to eat chicken, back and forth, nothing about sex!

I wonder where the WB will call and what he will say or present if he sees it now in our performance?)))) answers, come on !!

Well, then I passed back and was blown away, did me))

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I hit hotels at a distance from the city, wi-fi ....

I wrote down addresses, phones, embassies, consulates, Accords - everything manually on paper, printed it out, scanned it, scanned passports and visas, all phones and contacts are the same (I take a smartphone for the Internet and Kyivstar, as well as a goofy push-button with Travel SIM)

I don’t rummage through both phones (suddenly I sit down or lose it) - everything is on paper and in pockets (everything is on zippers and fasteners - I don’t lose anything and doesn’t fly out - carbines-shmarabins)

About your Czech holidays, Accord is to blame, they paid in the winter and collected the papers in six months

This is the joke - Accord is logistics and lawyers, they don’t know how to form, recruit and carry out a tour, and then fight back and unwind with the least losses and to EVERYONE’s pleasure (but they’re not me and not 100 dollars something EVERYONE would like)) )

To which embassy-consulate and when whom to apply

Network throughout Ukraine - collect information and documents, change - shuffle

Well, there are a lot of tours and buses, guides, managers and accompanying people - you can’t follow and control everyone

You write that you turned to s.g-zero 4 times

And then you add that she suffered too!!

You were 24 adults, and that toad is older and more impudent s.g. Couldn't you pacify or send it yourself ??

You surprise with contradictions and interpretation - it is clear that he is an intelligent and literate person, but you write about the representative of the Accord in a confined space

We found a piece of Israel on Lesia Ukrainka Boulevard

I do not need a call or Anatoly, I communicate with people DIRECTLY, without intermediaries!

And you multiply it wrong (450 for 4 seats) - this is the price of the WHOLE tour - and this is accommodation, meals, salary, drivers, guide, ACCORD SUPER PROFIT (half of the bus bought a plain in Bulgaria for 100 euros, but it turned out to be in the Alps for 400 and tyryat cheese) - I'm not a lawyer, but I consider your claim an unreasonable hit-and-run and useless!

But you wrote correctly and did it - sat down in Your place and fought with the apparatus as best you can!

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About the theft and poor breakfasts, again the Accord is GUILTY!

You hang yourself in the office for 50 Cent, buy another cheap tour, and then BONUS civilization!

You start at breakfast and come with suitcases - all the way to the first hotel to rake and bring fondue home - and hope for a miracle of multiplication of loaves and fish !!

Even in the homeland of the parable, this is a legend - WITHOUT VISUAL AID, DEMONSTRATIONS AND TASTINGS !!!

Did you decide to rob the Belgians? -So they taught you a lesson, is it really unpleasant ??

You are laying a time bomb for the future - happiness that on our tour there was only one such incident

For the Accord, there are no buffets and receptions, a manger by name, to each his own (otherwise I read that whoever got up first can take communion from the worst)

I TWICE on this tour was not at breakfast, it’s a shame to watch and tightly with love for Anatoly I had dinner (one dinner by candlelight was with Oleg, but the candles are not the same))))))))))

My thermos, the crown of Japanese thought, keeps the water in good shape in TWO days (+80 from not always hundreds))

In general, to save time, nerves and reputation, lunch boxes, check-out at 7-30 and breakfast in nature (in the forest) in an hour

And so you know that the French and Italians are rednecks, and hotels are transit and budget, so we STEAL and ACCORD is to blame !!

Settlement in Belgium, we drove for a long time and hard, they are already brakes, and then there is an influx of tourists, chord thieves' drive))

Anatoly speaks for a long time with the bald man at the reception and gestures to me - two numbers are missing (I say we go to sleep on the bus)

And where are the drivers? It shakes the situation, there is also a hotel and a half digger-room 713 between the first and second))

At this time, the people grumbling and discontent (Accord is to blame)

I say, oops, ball wi-fi, I show the password and people connect (we don’t waste time, there’s still nowhere to eat and nothing)

FOR THE FUTURE - in any room of ANY hotel after the BIBLE there is a book-file with hotel services, all offers - paid and not - and PASSWORD !!! BINGO

Ask for a second-third-fifth key - like a loss - or close the photocells to the light with a cardboard or any (preferably an EXPIRED AND WITHOUT money plastic card)

Thumbelina from our group, a representative of the rural tourism industry and supposedly a colleague, I crossed paths with you three times on the tour and SIGHTED!!

He says let's give the Belgian a slap on the back of the head (thanks that at least here the makhlo was welded, not Anatoly) and we'll settle in faster !!

Do you really believe in this? So tell your tourists? Give us the coordinates, we will go from you and we will give people, because the Accord is not the same

Could not find the password - I showed and gave - so they could not enter))))

And then crown questions for guides and when it is installed -Attention!!!!

-Monument to a pissing boy and how to find a pissing girl?))

Why look for her, she sat with me all the way

EVERYONE who was nearby wrote with boiling water (and I brewed tea)))))))))))

And if Valik, Sergey or Timofey told you about the pissing cat and dog, you would have made an amazing portfolio - Golden in the pouring rain))

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About the documents and the Czech Republic, your failed - believe me, I'm very sorry and unpleasant, I'm telling you -

You paid in advance, chose the tour correctly (short - inexpensive and correct), handed over the papers for half a year (there is a delay - everyone has a short expiration date), then in a hurry they were remade into an envelope with an inscription - and exhaled

- and everyone agrees, they step on a rake and say that they fell for the previous reputation of the company ..., a similar case, for Accord this is a lie

And then write that YOU have this FIRST biometric, and you need a PERSONAL presence, and YOU cannot ring the LVIV office and are surprised at the Kiev newcomer, an eighteen-year-old manager, who has all the papers in the CENTER !!!

And ask not on the 9th, but on the 10th!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

As a smart person, I collected all the papers, did not send my DOCUMENTS in ORIGINALS through the Kiev managers to Lviv (and imagine there is still a counterparty, it’s a blessing that you immediately came to Accord)

I didn’t make sudden movements and new passports, I didn’t warm up notaries and I don’t present Accord - I asked for two pieces of paper from Accord by fax - BOOKING HOTEL AND TRANSFER !!!!

On the site of the government of the NETHERLANDS online (or you can call) I SIGNED UP for the date, day and time that I needed and favorable for me !!!

SAM came, in 10 minutes he quickly moved (thanks to Tanya from Fortuna - you won’t praise yourself - no one will praise - BUT ZIS FROM TRU) and for the same hryvnia I was waiting for SMS from them (there is money, but why do I need couriers)

They gave a piece of paper with codes and passwords - you can track it yourself

This is the Kyiv Visa Application Center on Frunze

Managed it in a week, gave a sluggish cartoon for 35 days (there are still 6, let's go hang out somewhere))

Wise Sergey had a multivisa - he made a decision in a couple of days - and guaranteed himself a Single, a tour and a Gallery - mental .... zm

Slowly went down and killed everyone))

And I'm out of work)) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But he accepted the defeat with dignity)))

You did everything possible and in your power - but why did you give the papers when you knew that you would have a Personal submission ??

Did you think you would pass in a package or in a crowd at the Accord lobby with King Philip of Holland and his wife Matilda ?? (this is cross trolling - a reference to the quiz, Belgian humor)

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Chord - do you cover thieves?)))

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For everyone, and a comment about Hungary and Szechenyi - well, you know that their language is a myth - they themselves do not know and do not understand it

You won’t talk there, and it’s hard to buy a metro ticket

Well done that they found fonts and still played chess with grandfathers spitting tuberculosis in the rightmost outdoor pool

How much time and money did you lose on Doubtful Pleasure?

Our man - I love self-irony))))))))

I just didn’t understand - Who is to blame and what to do? Accord or gypsies?))))))

If you read the Internet, you would know that at the place of collection and arrival of your bus within a radius of a kilometer there are at least 5-7 baths (this knowledge of mine was useful to my friend, but I got to a gay parade on Clean Thursday)))))))) )

And in the section I ran for five minutes, jumped out and returned the money on the bracelet handed over

And no one ever taught me this, it was 20 years ago and I'm 20

Without internet and training

Communication, smiles and hugs - and life is getting better!

From Anonymous and Heroes, I went on foot to Parliament in a straight line through zero, the bridge and up the mountain, and then returned passing by a snake (like to Kempinski and Hard Rock, then to the other side crossing the main street to Moulin Rouge, then around the corner and in this vein until Heroes and bus

By the way, the boat in the BP is almost the only one that I recommend from such cruises

Beautiful on both sides, brut and all

Vltava and Prague can still be the rest!

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We stopped at Tesco in Hungary on the way out - to stock up on the road

Forints back to back, people walked around looking at price tags and checking in wallets

I'm full, I fill the tape (the bus is something), a check pops out

I take it, go 200 meters to the exchange, divide it into a course and throw off 37 dollars))

After I hear matyuki in Hungarian, so they have all the words and language

To silent questions I shout-Protection Cancel))

I created a sickly traffic jam, but this is from a problem))

I bought EVERYTHING I wanted and was left without SOUVENIRS, and those a couple of kopecks left at the checkout for her moral compensation))))))

In the Czech Republic, it’s worse - there was no exchange office, and people generally have local money and cards - I found a taxi driver in the parking lot and changed it

Slightly undervalued exchange rate - what to do ???

And people - why didn’t you tell us that this and that didn’t exist (hitting a guide) - A THANK YOU for bringing them to the Metro and Tesco NOBODY said, they thought it was necessary !!!!

And they stole and grumbled, the money seems to be there, but there is NO WHERE to change it !!

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There was also a joke with Roller - my friend from Hell Nesterov - for the first time over the hill, excellent knowledge, excellent preparation - maps - navigators, found a tram by number and street - and sat in the wrong direction, and not even to the final one, but to the depot) ))))))

Sumny dosvid))

There, a person in comments about France and the metro wrote about these jokes, know the FINAL and direction-16 stations !!

On the last trip to Munich with the girls, they sipped the foam in October in the Leninist place (Hofbreihaus) smiled, laughed and did not follow the time (and the meaning)

So, thanks to preparation and dexterity, I took them from home by metro and on foot to the hotel, and there the machines in German and from the SAME platform go metro trains of the SAME color, only with different numbers and the running line on the head car speaks about it!

ALL 16 branches on TWO APRONES!!!

The difference is only in the number and time-aaaaaaaaaaa

That is, our Hungarian girlfriend, who was lost in two pines of an underground tram in Hungary for a couple of hours, jumped to the seventh number from the right platform at 23.45 (German precision and pedantry) to the left on the nearest train, regardless of the number - I'm in the subway!))

Quest for the week)))

Hanging out would be unforgettable, both the guide and the accompanying guilty dunno ...

We didn’t buy special stages, we wanted to kick the cunning hauler guide for free for free, you don’t know the language, but stop the metro at a gallop and enter the hot water !!! I respect and am proud of YOU!

And the supply of information and Nils with geese-aaaaaaaaaa)))

Together we are rich, we are not podolat!)))

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When the WB got everyone again, I tell him, you have earplugs (or I’ll forcefully put them in) and a mask (TV interfered, 30 people are watching and he wailed sho would be knocked out)

Anatoly turned on the music - Mylene Farmer (F..C Them All) and my favorite - Matom sang along aloud, sanctioned sent to the WB, he clearly did not understand)))

On the second day, I, Sergei and Anatoly, without agreeing and without agreeing (but the first transit) communicated with gestures

The Crimean chick tells me, run, tell Anatoly to go to the toilet

I don’t go on the bus and I forbid it (I saw a flight with my back from the trash can to the driver on my hands and on the gear knob, dashboard)

I know that the Germans will take a picture and present it, and again the Accord is to blame, goons, they can’t pay a fine of a miserable 360 ​​euros, we bought the tour at a discount for a hundred

Blinked Anatoly a time-out (asked to become) - shrugged his shoulders and at the clock - nowhere and on schedule

So she was offended, slipped past me and ran to find out THIS SAME first-hand))

There is no time and no point in explaining and informing, deciphering - whoever is smart knows everything and understands everything, Anatoly tried to make the group friends and gave a word at the border - there were two who wished, and then the Blind Lot fell on me (it was six hours later when I incessantly mumbled )

But behind it can be cool, but in front there is an echo and a rumble))

I briefly introduced myself - who imbued - used the best practices))

And so, give out badges, it will help a quick connection

Wb would not have hung, it would immediately become clear that the nameless soldier of the invisible front

But I appreciated his sneakers and the ATB bag with goodies from groceries right away)))

Like Sergey, and according to him, his girlfriend, and even Tanya

We go out for a picnic (tables and chairs in nature near the gas station) - sits with a thermos, butriks in foil, brut chocolate and dressed CORRECTLY nowhere-AAAAAAAAAA,

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I summarize, there is a situation, and there is an attitude to it !!

People appreciate and understand the correct and beautiful way out of dead ends,

They love me for the TRUTH in the eyes, intelligibility and honesty

Worthy to behave and correct - compensate

No one is perfect and only the one who does nothing makes mistakes

But we must learn from the mistakes of others, and we have a boomerang and a rake

Here we had everything Exactly, like the first time

It’s sad that it was different with you, or you didn’t correctly position and project, shift and delegate

I knew, but did not spread, I know a lot of things, BUT ONLY POSITIVE, Jokes and hugs !!

I don’t believe that I can pull something wrong with some kind of story, but IT IS NOT NECESSARY FOR ANYONE!

And about flights and trams in buses, and not only tactfully kept silent, maybe that's why they weren't here?))

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That fjord case from OUT ROW - my condolences

HERE and loot and apologies are no longer needed and will not help ......

It would be nice to get a couple of hundred, but they wouldn’t save, believe me

Health, emotions and impressions - especially such ones - NO loot will reimburse, fix or block !!

It would smooth it out a little, of course, and for a moment calm it down….

And since I don’t have all the information on both sides, I don’t judge, but I won’t be a refugee

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Not much understood how with the insurance?

My friend’s leg was badly injured while skiing in Slovakia, so I took him by taxi to Poprad to the hospital, they made the taxi driver bill five times more, the doctor too .., they paid in cash and EVERYTHING was returned here

and this is back in 2001 in Tetranska Lomnica, we have been growing for more than twenty years))

All in all, the policy is correct (sports insurance in a large company), its careful reading and ringing in the Insurance, they say get treated for yours and collect checks !!

We are a third world country and Europe does not believe us and insurance does not work THERE

But here they played it safe and know the theory of probability and relativity))

In a stressful situation, Mobilization and Optimization are needed LIKE NEVER!!

We will cry at home or later, you won’t return and you won’t rewind !!!

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There was a youngster accompanying from Accord to Tri-O in the first round

I see I don't own it, so what should I do?))

Mastered)))

He says we went to the castle for 28 euros and to the pub for 23 and a survey of Salzburg another 18 in one day I wanted to dress up for half the tour))

I say, it’s okay that the castle (Hellbrunn) and the lawn with fountains within the city are adjacent to the zoo, I can go upstairs on foot or by elevator, I find beer without a guide and there is a daily ticket for me in the information kiosk for travel and all these shnyags for 7 euros? ))))

I left the Zoo, waved this ticket to our group and drove to the sunset on the mountain)))

In Munich, the Alliance and the BMW Museum, as well as all this Olympia is incomprehensible on its own, you need to buy and watch

But it was immediately written - external inspection of the Arena - without scandals and visits inside

I, a fan of Barça and a Nike lover, who saw Messi, Iniesta, Xavi and Shakira's husband live at the Nou Camp live German adidas)))

In Switzerland, I ask how to get to the hotel (this is my favorite, get away, and she tries to pull me back to the basement with a group to drink beer for my money))

It stands in the image of a hat, louboutins, catches the eyes of the cantons!

There is bus 216-seven stops to the left.

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They themselves are the first time in this place and in this hotel - this is called the ROUGH route!!

So many flights - where to get people, transport and guides and how to keep track of everyone !!

You can't know everything!!

But you are going to a specific place-SO PREPARE!!

Guides and escorts cannot eliminate your shortcomings in education and upbringing in an HOUR!!!

And you are adults, smart and understanding, and you want your granddaughter to rein in her grandmother, and she is between the hammer and the Chord, the anvil and your review

Subordination blah blah blah and all that

And so in loss - and you crush - some with authority and some with obscenities

I cursed Anatoly every day, but at the same time, softly, in my ear))

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The goal was achieved - I got to Amsterdam for a penny, saw BRUGGE and GENT, met Sergey and Tanya with Irochka, Valik and Olechka (these people are not together, hello to four))

I didn’t think like some that I would be THREE days at sea on a tour of 5,000 km in 10 days

Prepared and self-organized - coincided with the same people - ATAS !!

I didn’t turn off my brains and I own the information, and gradually the world!

Trump is my president!

Accord-helped me realize another Dream-THANK YOU!!

Tolyan Handsome, give me a French kiss through a postcard

You won’t believe it, I’ve been to de Gaulle many times, I even traveled along the roads of France, but by plane))

And I know Shaz Elise only from the words of Aznavour ....

There is a photo of the Stade de France (although I doubt it, Sergey said that PSG was naked))

This is fate, I will go with Accord and Anatoly, and there will be romance and kisses (my wife will arrive, the buses are not hers)))))))

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Please send it to the people who wrote in this thread

I perfectly understand that they praise either themselves or under the order, and only those who are dissatisfied and angry write!

People know me - akyn - what I see then I sing

Honestly, directly and truthfully, I tell you how I understand it

Comment, argue, ask, humiliate - but only reasonably and reasonably

I can confirm any line with a photo or people will confirm

In order for this review to pass - and it is the second in my life (see the first on the Accord website) - I had to comment HERE about a hotel in South Africa

Check it out, you'll like it! :)

Good luck and success to all!!

Peace, kindness and good trips, great impressions and successful returns!!

Sincerely, MiJoke

PS-Accord-well, give me at least a discount for France and a box of Burgundy, I practically worked as a backing vocalist for Anatoly !!

Have a conscience - I don’t participate in competitions, I need to personally make sure that YOU-Accord TOUR are adequate, serious and decent people !!!!

For my connection, the offense can be erased ONLY with whiskey-emphasis on .... ddish, do not offer bourbons and chatter, I have heartburn from them)))))

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