Хочешь похудеть - спроси меня, как? Do you want to lose weight - ask me how?

The location is not Pitsunda at all, as they say everywhere - it is still 10 kilometers away, that is, it is unrealistic to walk. The boarding house is located in the "citrus state farm", which is between Pitsunda and Gagra. Ants walk in crowds in the rooms, the frames on the windows are about to fall apart, the furniture is also dilapidated. Dust everywhere, which seems to be wiped extremely rarely. There are no curtains in the shower - water, with all the accuracy of washing, falls on the floor. Our neighbors had a ceiling leak in the bathroom and above the bed! ! They did not wait for plumbing - they swore with the administration, endured and looked for pluses at sea. . . We barely had cold water, so in the evening we washed ourselves with boiling water, and in the morning cool water flowed from the hot tap. Not "horror-horror", of course, we are people hardened by shutdowns of water in cities, and you can live like this in the heat, but this is definitely a minus of the boarding house! The refrigerator did not work, there was only one fan for two rooms (different families lived! ) Considering that the heat was at night, it was not sweet! Food.... I don’t know how much the girls from the previous review usually eat, but the four of us unanimously concluded that the portions are small, we returned, having lost weight - “who wants to lose weight, ask me how” - come to Parus! : ) Sometimes it was quite tasty, but you have to eat what they give - there was no choice, additives too. They could serve sausage with a slice of cucumber and millet porridge for breakfast - a great combination - or for dinner - cucumber salad (micro-portion), a glass of kefir (namely, a chik, a small white plastic one) and some lazy cabbage rolls. . . Considering that of the shops in the district there is only a vegetable stall that works every other day, with very Russian prices (about 1 km to it), and the same number - to another stall - with kefir - I don’t know how the men survived in Parus. . . WiFi? What are you talking about? In the room, only a decanter and a small glass tray are made of dishes. During cleaning, it seems that they only take out the trash. Three times a day, our windows began to shake, and this lasted for two hours - not from an earthquake, no - just in the dining room, which overlooked the same direction as our room, a Soviet-made air conditioner started working, and everything was shaking from it even across the floor up and to the side of the dining room! We rested from these sounds only by running away to the sea, and even at night, but then mosquitoes ate us. Of the benefits: there are almost no strangers on the beach, the beach is better than in Gagra, the pebbles are small and do not hit the legs. The food, for all the absurdity of the menu and quantity, was successful and tasty, but only half the time. Coffee was available at the bar downstairs for a fee. Room cleaners were polite. Well, the puppies and cats living near the boarding house were sweet and kind, which smoothed out the impression of the rooms and the dining room best of all! What you should pay attention to: if you are going to Parus on a sightseeing tour, keep in mind: the bus enters Parus, having collected tourists from Gagra hotels, so that all the good places are already occupied.